This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the wildest show on earth! It's our pal the Incredible Hulk and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your eyes. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'like crazy faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one show you won't wanna forget. Road trip, anyone?